I need to redefine my idea of the "ideal six-pack" from this:
to this:
I feel sexier when I eat fruits and vegetables. Does anyone else get that?
Vital organs are nothing to f*&% with.
Someone get me out of here! Guests are bad news!
Vital organs are nothing to f*&% with.
Someone get me out of here! Guests are bad news!
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Don't know about "feeling sexier" when I eat something, but I do love that top six pack!
For me, the bottom one is unrealistic. Especially since I love the top one so much.
And I'm good with that.
Blimey I'd be in a happier place if I had Bill's head.
Where did you get that picture of me??!?!?!?!
Disembodied torsos are the sexiest.
Except when you find them during a run.
Ew.
Wait, everyone looks sexier after some of the top one!
Eating well always helps make me feel better anyway.
Sore muscles make me feel sexy.
Some chick was checking me out after the Brigdeport race...and nearly walked into a light post from staring....that and medaling makes me feel sexy.
Yeah. Good food = good body... and mind.
Bill: Hellz yeah, but we all need dreams, right? Funny how my "disembodied torso" is a man's, huh?
WW and Renee: Oh, yeah, I feel that. Why come Paris Hilton gets something that I can't?!
Angry: Soooo glad the roofie flashbacks haven't kicked in yet... If you ever get any weird memories from that B&N bathroom, believe me, IT WASN'T ME and tell that to my parole officer! Please.
Rusty: Yeah, no, you have some kind of CSI talent with your deerheads and all. I'm not THAT hardcore!
Rocketpants & Benson: Yeah, that was what I was getting at. Speaking of which, when was the last time I ate Lentil Spinich Surprise? Note to self...
Phoenix: Good point... except, you know that moment when you're walking down stairs and you definitely DON'T FEEL SEXY?! You feel more like Frankenstein?
Bobby Boy: Oh I SO feel you on that one! How are the bruises healing up by the way?
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