Sorry about the ecstatic outburst. Maybe I have turrets. Generally women and children would do well to not read my blog, but this spontaneous outburst was my first reaction when I first got a glimpse of the results sheet, and it was what kept going through my head as I drove home. What I'm pretty sure I saw on that printout before I got elbowed away from the picnic table by dozens of other impatient triathletes at the Witch City Triathlon today was this:
Claire Badass Mofo: Swim 4/87 Bike 3/87 Run 8/87 Total Time 1:27:something
Ok, now I think we can agree,
FUCK* YEAH!
*The -F- word here may be replaced by "boo", "hell", "oh", "fudge", "golly", "bleep" or any alternative you are more comfortable screaming out loud in your home, office, or Starbucks hotspot.
As you may or may not remember, this event was a sprint distance race in Salem, MA(ssachusetts), the same Salem, MA of the famous witch trials and burning of unpopular women. This was the race that I was going to steal a traffic cone and gallop around the run course with it on my head singing the Wicked Witch of the West's theme song. (Alas, although there were ample traffic cones, the idea completely slipped my mind when it came down to it, although any photographs from the run will be frightful for quite a different reason).
Race report coming soon...
As you may or may not remember, this event was a sprint distance race in Salem, MA(ssachusetts), the same Salem, MA of the famous witch trials and burning of unpopular women. This was the race that I was going to steal a traffic cone and gallop around the run course with it on my head singing the Wicked Witch of the West's theme song. (Alas, although there were ample traffic cones, the idea completely slipped my mind when it came down to it, although any photographs from the run will be frightful for quite a different reason).
Race report coming soon...
12 comments:
FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!! I had like SO MUCH written for SO MANY posts to come and it fucking disappeared cuz I typed the wrong stupid command. I pasted something else by mistake... oh, you wouldn't understand...
Remember that time in college when your 10 page paper disappeared? And your teacher didn't believe you? Yeah, it's like that. FUCK!
Bummer about the Race report being eaten by the computer. Not Good. So you found a bike I assume...i'm sure that was a story in itself.
AWESOME job there! Looking forward to more about the day.
Fuckin' A! You rocked it, witchy poo! You FUCKING rocked it. Way to go. Sorry about the report but the race was where its at anyway, right?
Wow! All that cycling in Spain has paid off big time.
Amazing stats.
Congrats! That was the first tri I ever did (2003) and it got me hooked. I just did IMLP 2 weeks ago so now you know where you are headed ;)
Well your swim split kicked my in Niantic ( I blame my pathetic performance on the Hartford Marathon Foundation...next year put a bouy out on the return leg instead of 3 on the out leg.)See you next week Ms. Badass Mofo Also I'm glad to see Angry and I aren't the only ones with PG-13 rated blogs.
You are officially Ms. Hot Shit. Who cares if you got elbowed at the buffet? You got your 'just desserts' just by placing as well as you did. Fuck, yeah!
Great job. Eat that, Barthelona...
Consensus has been reached and it is: FUCK YEA!
That's so well done, it's fucking well done!
Yeeeeeaaaaay! Nice effing race you effing Badass Mofo effing Biker chick. You effing rocked that effing race. Eff'n-a, you're the effing bomb. So effing proud of you!
Eff the effing computor and get us that effing race raport as effing soon as you effing can. I can't effing wait.
Effing love ya.
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