Sunday, September 30, 2007

First *real* ride in New England

My bike got put back together just fine (most of the work done by me thank you very much!), and on Wednesday I took it out for a ride. This was the first ride in a long time, and my first real training ride ever in Massachusetts. Here are some sights and thoughts from my ride:

I had 2 major squirrel encounters. #1) I was riding on one of those rail-to-trail deals that had a fair number of road crossings. At one of these intersections I had to stop to let some cars go by. While I was waiting I heard a rustle, rustle, rustle getting closer and closer. Then I heard THWACK! as a squirrel fell out of a tree about one foot from my right shoulder and scrambled off. #2) About 20 minutes later, a little farther up the road I saw an albino squirrel, complete with red eyes and everything. It ran away before I could take a picture, so it's not a really interesting story, but don't criticize unless you have a better story about an albino squirrel.

Why is it that colors are so much brighter in the afternoon when you have sunglasses on? Right now the leaves are all these bright reds and oranges and greens. On top of that, the sun was starting to set and there were some bright blues and pinks in the sky. Right before this picture was taken a wedge of Canada geese flew south overhead. I took out my new handy-dandy camera phone (the day after I bought it I saw that Marie Claire magazine called it "So 2005") and snapped a picture. The picture just makes it look old and faded and all the bright colors I was seeing in my sunglasses just look kind of pukey here.

I saw a whole pack of shirtless, skeletal high school cross country runners bounding by. I was so jealous. For them it looks so effortless and they seem to fly, barely touching the ground. My running style is less like a gazelle and more like a water buffalo with low self esteem. Also, today I rode along the Charles River, where everyone from Cambridge and Boston seem to do their long runs on Sundays. It was so inspiring to see those people prancing along the path at lightning speeds, I wanted to ditch my bike where I was and run away with them. I wish I could figure out how to run like the wind. But then, every time I put on my running shoes and stomp away in my "sullen bovine" stance I feel like semi truck in a NASCAR race.

Be careful with Polar bike computer sensors (the part that goes on the spoke). You might think that the reason the computer isn't working is that you need to move the sensor. Then you might decide that perhaps it is moving around on the spoke and the screw needs to be tightened. (Here is where you must be careful) If you tighten that screw super-tight you might crack the plastic. When you realize that you've put the sensor on one of the spokes leaning away from the sensor you'll feel like an idiot, but not as much of an idiot as you'll feel like 10 seconds later when you take it back off and a piece of the sensor falls on the ground. Black is not an easy color to find in little tufts of grass at the side of the path, especially when it's a 1/8th of an inch piece of plastic. You will then realize that your sensor, and hence your bike computer are useless. You will ride away cursing the bike shop and writing the compelling speech you will make the next day to the manager which will result in a new, free bike computer. You will be riding along at 80 miles per hour, fueled by anger when you will tuck your head down to catch your breath and notice that the quick release is not on the side it is usually on. Then you might finally realize why the sensor wasn't working. You will feel like a complete idiot as you put together that when you took the bike out of the car, you put the front wheel on backwards; and had you NOT done that you wouldn't have broken your computer, which now you are going to have to replace out of your own pocket. And you would be right in feeling like a fool.

Sorry I don't have much else to talk about. I've been a bit uninspired recently as job searching has taken up much of my mental energy.

On a side note: does anyone know any blogger cyclists or triathletes in the Boston area? I really need a training partner, or at least someone who knows where the common routs are. I can't seem to think of anything more than a few miles that doesn't take me on a highway. At the very least if I spy on a fellow blogger I might be able to find some cool places to go. Any suggestions?

9 comments:

Benson said...

Hey there and welcome back to the USA.
Nice to hear you're out on the bike and enjoying the autumn weather.

Nitsirk said...

Check out the Charles River Wheelmen website. They have a bunch of ride cue sheets for stuff in the area. That's where I got all my rides. Usually they require driving your bike out to the burbs (although maybe you are already there?) and then starting. A popular area is out by Walden Pond and the Concord High School. You will see lots of cyclists out there. The Dover/ Sherborn area is also good.

As for albino squirrels, there is one that lives at Jamaica Pond and I would see him about once a month when I ran over there. I have no idea how long squirrels generally live but I have been seeing him for about 3-4 years. Of course I haven't run at the Pond since I moved to Maine so no idea if he is still there. I am just surprised that he wasn't killed by something being such an easy target.

Renee said...

Welcome back! I love squirrels but I think the albino one would freak me out. But not as much as gazelle-like cross country runners.

warriorwoman said...

Oh don't give yourself too much of a hard time, I sure every budding bike mechanic has put a wheel on back to front.

Well, maybe not every bike mechanic but you'd maybe find one if you tried hard enough.

Dear, dear, dear.

Larissa said...

You gotta watch out for those squirrels. We have a couple of albinos in our neighborhood (squirrels, albino squirrels). They are really weird looking.

The bike computer fiasco sounds like something I would do. Can you just get a sensor instead of a whole new computer?

Angry Runner said...

As usual, I was cracking up while sitting at my desk reading this blog not really giving a shit if my boss was watching or not.

Just make sure you can get good freedom of movement from your wedding dress. I still have to go shopping with a real beauty queen to get something doable for me.

No Wetsuit Girl said...

Not to worry, everyone, I have a spare bike computer. I scratched a friend's while borrowing her bike a few years ago and felt obliged to replace it for her. She gave me the old one and the sensor works! Better!

Apparently other people DO have better albino squirrel stories. Damn.

Nitsirk: I definitely WILL check out the Charles River Wheelmen site, it sounds like a good resource, especially since I do live in the suburbs.

WW: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I took aforementioned borrowed bike to a mechanic after borrowing it and he put the wheel on, but FORGOT TO CLOSE THE QUICK RELEASE LEVER! At least I didn't make THAT mistake!

Phoenix: "The bike computer thing sounds like something I would do", at least SOMEONE doesn't think I'm a fool!

Angry: The wedding dress will be about 2 sizes too big, so I don't think freedom of movement will be a problem. The problem is that it weighs 3lb. Expect any sub-par performances to be blamed on the dress!

Mr. Satan A. Chilles said...

I hate shirtless high school runners, too. They always look they're rushing off to pick up some race award or pose for the cover of 'We're Doing Six-Minute Miles Without Even Trying' magazine. I've got some leftover public school neurotic shit going on there, probably.

As for Albino Squirrels, at least you've got a new name for a punk hair band.

Welcome home!

CVSURF said...

Welcome back to the States. I am bummed that you did not get a photo of the albino squirrel.